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𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙮, 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙤𝙣

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ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ, ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ, ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ꜰᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ, ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴛᴇꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴇɴᴅᴜʀᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ, ʜɪꜱ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴꜱ ᴛᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴇʀ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀʟɪᴀ'ꜱ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ɪꜱ ᴘᴏɪꜱᴏɴᴇᴅ, ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴄᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜰɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ᴜɴʙᴇᴋɴᴏᴡɴꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴏꜱᴇɪᴅᴏɴ, ᴀɴ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ ɪꜱ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ. ᴀ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ʜᴀʟꜰʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ ɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴄᴏɴᴄɪʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ. - 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥, 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙈𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖 𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙥 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨, 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧, 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚. - ©2024-Fools Gold, Hellboyyy_

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 :)

Moments Worth Facepalming in Percy Jackson Fanfics by Chilea

Just typical stupid things I see in PJO fanfics. [Warning: Contains satire. If you can't handle that, then don't read. Literally not PC at all so just... be warned] ||Cover made by @lostamongstars|| Most Accomplished: #46 in Humor © Copyright ~ 2014-2022 ~ Chilea Kashé.

Alexis Solstice and the Titan's Curse by Faith4546

The Titans Cruse to Kick things off into high gear

☞︎Sɪx sʜᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴡᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀɪɴs Oɴᴇ sʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ʟᴏsᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʀᴀɪɴ Tʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴇ ᴏғ Oʟʏᴍᴘʏs sʜᴏᴡs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪʟ Cᴀᴍᴘᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ Hᴜɴᴛᴇʀs ᴄᴏᴍʙɪɴᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴠᴀɪʟ Tʜᴇ Tɪᴛᴀɴ's ᴄᴜʀsᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜsᴛᴀɴᴅ Aɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴘᴇʀɪsʜ ʙʏ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ's ʜᴀɴᴅ☜︎ [𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑦 𝐽𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑥 𝑂𝐶] 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 3 ~ 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 ~ 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒: 𝒊. 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝒊𝒊. 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝒊𝒗. 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝒗. 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘

ℐ 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 ℋℯ 𝒦𝓃ℴ𝓌𝓈 // Percy Jackson fic by urfavrepstan4ever

𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍. 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒊𝒎, 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒉𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔. ~~ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐚-𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 {𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐥𝐲𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬} {𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐜 𝐱 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧} {𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟓/𝟐𝟕/𝟐𝟒, 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: ???}

𝗱𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 by -astroq

"𝗶 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂" 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀! 𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿! 𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 slow updates

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"𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤" "@𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐝'𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐫🙏🏽" 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫.𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲! 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐡 𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨-𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭.

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐒𝐊𝐘-(ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋsᴏɴ )¹ by thefirstpoet1

✦✧✧ 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐘 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐘𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 ✧✧✦ "ᴀ ʜᴀʟғ-ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʟᴅᴇsᴛ ɢᴏᴅs, sʜᴀʟʟ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ sɪxᴛᴇᴇɴ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴅᴅs." ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋsᴏɴ + ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴏ.ᴄ

ꜰᴏᴏʟꜱ ɢᴏʟᴅ|ᴘ.ᴊ|②

ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ, ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ, ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ꜰᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ, ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴛᴇꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴇɴᴅᴜʀᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ, ʜɪꜱ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴꜱ ᴛᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴇʀ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀʟɪᴀ'ꜱ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ɪꜱ ᴘᴏɪꜱᴏɴᴇᴅ, ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴄᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜰɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ᴜɴʙᴇᴋɴᴏᴡɴꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴏꜱᴇɪᴅᴏɴ, ᴀɴ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ ɪꜱ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ. ᴀ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ʜᴀʟꜰʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ ɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴄᴏɴᴄɪʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ. - 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥, 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙈𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖 𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙥 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨, 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧, 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚. - ©2024-Fools Gold, Hellboyyy_

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