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Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, The No-Brainer

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Parts 12
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Reads 32
Votes 9
Parts 12
Time 1h 12m

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Let's do science, HuFleet style! the Impulsive is assigned to watch over the HMB Inconceivable and the Logic Ship, Rational Plausibility, as they throw a couple of warp drives into a star to see what happens.

But when a Cyber virus attacks the systems, mucking up the programming, they get more than they bargained for. Can the crew of the Impulsive stop a growing wonkyverse (technical term) before it rewrites the laws of physics?All Rights Reserved

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Sci fi's from all around by Bloodynein

Strangely enough when all sci fi's come together it doesn't look well for anyone. Some are better at most things while others are just terrible at it. The UNSC doesn't have the tech as the Protoss does, Star Trek doesn't have the durability as Star Wars does heck some sci fi's make no sense but make sense at the same time. So let's see what happens when ships from multiple sci fi's come together to change another. Who knows they might just balance each other out in a fight against the same enemy. Multiple sci fi's vs multiple sci fi's lets call this sci fi team royale. But the people aren't from those sci fi universes no we got ourselves some more people from discord. Let's see how these people will feel when they have to decide whether to change, help or destroy the original timeline. Because others just might do the same, it's only fair considering how only the best will survive. Survival of fittest where the weak are destined to lie beneath the boots of the strongest.

Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 by AdrianOzryth

Ugh, you again. Takes a lot to offend you doesn't it? Well guess who's back, back again and with an anime cover this time. It's the Dipshits, but this time it's a brand new ship, a brand new additional crew tacked on to the lovable turds you know and love. A smoking hot tazer, a redneck, A generic bald-headed bumpy-skulled alien, and more! Shaggtastic spies, a holiday special, game shows, an ugly breakup, salads, Jerry-pipes (whatever the crap those are!), Egyptian gods, old friends, and 3 weirdos that are totally just vampires. The plan-D or E list of adventures is sure to entertain, assuming you have low enough standards. given that you're 7 seasons in...you probably do. We both know it. Roll that beautiful bean footage, and get the Wagon Groovin. It's space, and there's always dipshits in it.

GalaxyBillies 2 by mplested

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Tiny Hands, Sad Eyes by mrwwow

Jim Kirk gets shot by an automated weapon while on an away misson. Instead of injuring or killing him, it deages him. Now Spock and McCoy have to try and fix it, all while caring for 4 year old Jim. This is made harder by the fact that he is terrified of everyone but Spock. The more they watch and listen, the more Spock and McCoy want to find Winona Kirk and make her just as afraid as she has made her son. There is a brief nudity scene in the last chapter. All characters involved in said scene are adults. There are some sexual terms used. However, I do not believe it is enough to change the rating to mature.

Fast Cars and Intergalactic Speed Dating by MinaParkes

🌟 2022 Wattys Shortlist! 🌟 Richard Campbell has numerous problems. First among them is Garth, his roommate and business partner. Together, they're launching RiGarTek, a start-up intended to bring more efficient solar power to the average consumer. But Garth is on the very last of Richard's last nerves, and they're broke. Add to this the fact that Richard is still recovering from a nasty divorce, and...well, life isn't great. Richard's main solace is his '72 Camaro. He takes her out to drag race on weekends, which is a great way to get his blood pumping and to relieve some of the stress he's been under...but one night, he returns from a race to find a stranger in his home. A stranger with tentacles, who scarpers with Richard's life's work: the schematics for his revolutionary solar cells. Richard nearly convinces himself that the tentacle-waving burglar is a figment of his imagination, but when he and Garth are nearly killed in their own front yard, they have to face the facts: a space age adventure has swept them up without their permission. Their lives and the lives of many others are on the line, and Richard's not hero material. ...Or is he?

Dipshits in Space: Season 8 by AdrianOzryth

Holy fart, it just keeps going. It's like some never ending madness of comical dipshittity gone horribly awry. You know what would make this even crazier?...2 Gregs, a full crew body swap, an expected crew death, a final dream-machine spiral to end all dream machine spirals, a gay cruise, a literal witch-hunt involving eggs and a grown-woman who think she's a cat. If that's not enough, we got a show within a show, disguised as another show, a psychic granny that someone is going to fall in love with, and it's not who you think. More game shows, and someone is about to blow the lid off some Myths and nobody is going to need rescued next season or anything.

our wacky and stupid adventure by spo0ne

a group of questionably stupid friends finds themselves in dangerous, sticky, tricky, risky, and downright horrendous situations and places after going through a literal portal like a bunch of idiots. will they survive this ordeal? probably not. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "my strange and silly adventures" !!!!!! just something im writing cause bored and wanted to experiment with multiple povs

Dip$h!+s in space: Season 2 by AdrianOzryth

The Crew of the SS Tast-E-Chill are back, probably because they never left to begin with. The same level of random stupidity has continued beyond and into darkness, in this moderately anticipated squeal of the ongoing series that thinks it's a TV show, that has been crammed into book form. Joint the Captain and most of his crew, including a brand new pair of strange characters, one of which is actually plot-important. Everything you surely liked about the first season only, um, sequal-y-er, because clearly you are clicking the second installation, and therefore have low standards on jokes. Hop aboard and look for a seat-belt as you dive head-first into another layer of the same dips, doing different $h!+s, and still in space. This sucker has everything, a shiny new ship, new enemies, new worlds to explore and a brand new compact format of fewer episodes than you may expect, shortened for convenience and definitely not because my clumsy @$$ deleted like 5 episodes well after starting season 3. That didn't happen at all. Season 3 has a frigging buttload of episodes, so it evens out. Just...bear with me people. you should expect this by now, you read the first season, you know how half-@$$ed this is. There is nothing professional here. if you didnt read season 1, then what the crap are you doing here starting on season 2? That's just dumb. That's on you and i claim no responsibility for the results. Ugh, that's enough intro. I'mma get a coffee. Nobody reads these things anyway, i can say whatever i want. Bla Bla, filer filler, cinnamon-toast. See? You didnt read it.

First to Rise (Excerpt) by Bioshockgrl

The aliens came here for one thing, and one thing only.... Females. ( This story is only available through inkitt or galatea!!!) (some read events may apply) (check update chapter for more details!) Humans believed they were the only intelligent life to exist... that it was impossible for another species to evolve in a way where they could prevail in something as great as space travel. humans believed they were supposed to be the most technologically advanced species and the alpha predators... They were wrong. The Xandisians evolved in ways humans never could have imagined, they are natural-born killers with phenomenal strength and agility. Their kind never went through the same devolution as humans, they never lost their natural instincts to hunt, kill, or breed. With their limitless potential and monstrous strength, they faced few threats and could survive almost any threat that befall their species, almost. After an incurable sickness washes over the planet of xanadis, the majority of the female, young and elderly, and vulnerable population is all but wiped out, leaving a small portion of the male population to face the threat of extinction. With no choice but to look to the stars for a means to save their kind from complete annihilation, the xandisians set out to find a race compatible with their own. after many years and countless failed expeditions, they finally find a species that matches their base DNA on a planet called Earth. The only issue now is how humans will react. (Book 2 LTF series) (CAN be read as a stand alone, but not recommended for nostalgia reasons~) (ps this is UNEDITED, grammar and spelling mistakes will ensue!) (NOTE: THIS IS ITS OWN STORY NOT A CONTINUATION. SAME CHARACTERS BUT DIFFERENT PLOT.)(Last to fall au/spin-off)

An Orbiting Dilemma: excerpt by WereWorth

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