Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, The No-Brainer - Karina Fabian - Wattpad

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Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, The No-Brainer

Reads 47
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Parts 12
Time 1h 12m

Reads 47
Votes 9
Parts 12
Time 1h 12m

comedy humor parody sciencefiction scifi startrek

Let's do science, HuFleet style! the Impulsive is assigned to watch over the HMB Inconceivable and the Logic Ship, Rational Plausibility, as they throw a couple of warp drives into a star to see what happens.

But when a Cyber virus attacks the systems, mucking up the programming, they get more than they bargained for. Can the crew of the Impulsive stop a growing wonkyverse (technical term) before it rewrites the laws of physics?All Rights Reserved

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The Space Escape [COMPLETED]

~Entered into Wattys2017 ~The Two Planets| Book 1 ~Best: #464 in Science Fiction The crew of Diafygí are given a choice: do a job for the King of Epistími or become outlaws. Not much of a choice. But when you stick a conceited princess, bent on annoying everyone, with a five-woman crew of sarcastic comments, witty comebacks and some pent-up anger towards royalty, what do you get? You get a hilarious space odyssey filled with suspence and unbreakable friendships. But the choice to put the princess on the ship was a risky one that made no sense. Is there something more sinister at work? You get 'The Space Escape' by greenravenclaw! ~ Completed BUT unedited