Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, The No-Brainer
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  • Parts 12
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  • Reads 30
  • Votes 9
  • Parts 12
  • Time 1h 12m
Ongoing, First published Oct 11, 2020
Let's do science, HuFleet style! the Impulsive is assigned to watch over the HMB Inconceivable and the Logic Ship, Rational Plausibility, as they throw a couple of warp drives into a star to see what happens.

But when a Cyber virus attacks the systems, mucking up the programming, they get more than they bargained for. Can the crew of the Impulsive stop a growing wonkyverse (technical term) before it rewrites the laws of physics?
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