"Welcome to the life of Narrator-Chan who has been constantly yelled at, always fixing worth walls and is like a pet that's always naughty but lovable1" "Yeah I got nothing." "So basically this story is about Narrator-Chan's evil life, you know that big purple buff dude that everyone hates, yeah that life." "But most importantly, [insert masked royal voice here], (google it if you don't know), ENJOY!"