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A young man almost loses his prized writing tool. And some other stuff happens.

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Welcome to the dark comedy. Would you commit genocide for fifteen trillion dollars? Yes? Then step right in, take a seat, crack open a red bull and let's start the show. AI corporations have decided to build smarter than human machines in a stunt they publicly admit could end countless lives. All forms of AI regulation has been quietly lobbied to death, and scientists are scrambling to make the technology safe on hyper-unrealistic deadlines. In other news: A man has formed an intimate and devious relationship with a talking sex doll. But is she self aware, or is he falling head over heels for an inanimate object? A mentally ill youngster, who peaked in high school is completely failing to cope in a lonely world where humans have become the second smartest species on the planet. And the first ever AI-powered cult is spreading across the internet, (finally a god, that answers your prayers!)

dandys world x reader one shots by misspop_123

ello guys!! just read it!! I only do female y/n 𝐴𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘

Hello! so this story might be very sad and contains self harm and gore maybe , thank you for reading!!

Rituals, Regrets, and Really Dumb People by jbfrankhfdc

You ever have a dream? Everyone has dreams. I mean a dream like wanting to be an astronaut or president or that such. I have a dream like that; I want to take over the world and cast humanity into an eternal darkness, with me as its cruel emperor. I've worked hard to achieve this dream too. I've practiced vile magics. I've honed my alchemy. I've amassed an army of demons, mutants, and cultists. Hell, I even worship a vile god to boot. Do you have that sort of dedication to your dreams? I do. And I'm so close to realizing it fully--well, I was close. I would have achieved it if it wasn't for that priestess and her damnable curse. Now I'm not even sure I'll make it to next week without my legions uprising or some other tyrant trying to usurp me. Oh, sweet Darkness. Please, someone, anyone, help me. **Warning**: Crude language and cartoon violence. **Updated every Friday

Eddsworld Oneshots (DISCONTINUED) by Silenthilllz

I HAVE BEEN SUCKED INTO IT. I'mma try some, they probably won't be very long and might not update alot since I actually have other things to write and shit. But enjoy, MAYBE SMUT. You can request, just put a prompt up.

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uh freaky and fluffy story's!!! and angst at times rbhehehe idk how much I'ma upload sorry 💔 uhhh uh mostly rare pairs? not sure!!!

♡Goofy together♡ spinel x spinel reader by sammytheskitty33

yeah... another spinel insert on my part. sorry about that.

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𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 • 𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐊 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐍 by -MORGANSMOREID

Iɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ, 𝐘/𝐧 𝐘/𝐥/𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝗼 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝗺𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝗼 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝗼𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝗺. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝗼 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐭𝗼𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥, 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝗼𝐤𝐞𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘/𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝗼𝗼𝐧 𝗺𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐘/𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰? 𝐎𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝗺𝐚𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫? [𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥]

Eren x 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎r 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕. F𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑. 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝. 𝙴𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚛 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎?

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Welcome to the dark comedy. Would you commit genocide for fifteen trillion dollars? Yes? Then step right in, take a seat, crack open a red bull and let's start the show. AI corporations have decided to build smarter than human machines in a stunt they publicly admit could end countless lives. All forms of AI regulation has been quietly lobbied to death, and scientists are scrambling to make the technology safe on hyper-unrealistic deadlines. In other news: A man has formed an intimate and devious relationship with a talking sex doll. But is she self aware, or is he falling head over heels for an inanimate object? A mentally ill youngster, who peaked in high school is completely failing to cope in a lonely world where humans have become the second smartest species on the planet. And the first ever AI-powered cult is spreading across the internet, (finally a god, that answers your prayers!)

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