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Black is My Heart (Humorous Thriller, Completed)

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Two assassins. One little problem...

Finding dirt on politicians is usually easy, but Congressman Clements is more careful than most. Never one to back away from a challenge, devious Diamond enlists her old friend Snow in a scheme to catch their target in a compromising position. 

But the world of espionage rarely runs smoothly, and Diamond soon finds herself stuck in a tight spot. Can she save the job as well as fight her feelings for the man she loves?All Rights Reserved

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The bodyguard

She's on a mission the assassinate a certain man but gets stopped by.... a hot bodyguard? (18+) 🔞🔞🔞 This story is NOT finished there is a volume two in the making but before I release it I think I owe you guys a remastered version of volume one that I AM working on so look out for that. This story contains themes of sexual and substance abuse readers discretion is advised [Updated description]