In San Pueblo, it was just another normal day in the lives of the Partridge Family. Keith was writing a new song, Laurie was stressing about the upcoming geometry test, Danny was being the usual pain-in-the-neck brother, and Chris and Tracy were playing outside. Meanwhile, in Cocoa Beach, Anthony Nelson's life has been far from normal. Some years ago, he discovered a mysterious bottle on a mission from his employer, NASA, and fast forward to present time- he is now married to a genie named Jeannie, whose home happened to be that bottle. What will happen when one day, Jeannie's powers malfunction and she ends up blinking to San Pueblo? Her powers mysteriously vanish, and she now has no way of getting home to her beloved Major Anthony. Tony has no idea where she's blinked to, and she has no sure way of communicating in order to find her way back home. Will the Partridges be able to help her get back to Cocoa Beach, or will she end up being discovered as a genie in San Pueblo and run into new dangers that she may not recover from? (This is a fanfic involving the Partridge Family, I Dream of Jeannie, and Bewitched characters, although the first two are the main ones. Additionally, the title is a parody of the song "Point Me in the Direction of Albuquerque" by the Partridge Family. I hope this will be enjoyed by whoever reads it!)