Glitching Reality: Debugging Life, One Bone at a Time (Touhou X Male Reader)
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What happens when a die-hard gamer, programmer, and certified weirdo gets reincarnated as a skeleton in one of the most dangerous and bizarre worlds ever imagined? Well, Y/N is about to find out the hard way! After saving a kid in a heroic but ultimately very fatal attempt at being a good person, Y/N wakes up in the mystical, chaotic realm of Gensokyo... as a three-foot-tall skeleton with a snarky voice in his head 'System Assitant'.
Armed with a set of 'ridiculously underwhelming' skeleton powers, some leftover game mechanics from his past life, and a lot of sarcasm, Y/N must navigate a world filled with magical wolves, boundary-bending yokai, and bullet-hell fights that make his coding nightmares look tame.
But hey, at least he doesn't have to worry about his 9-to-5 anymore. Now he's got bigger problems-like figuring out how to survive without a dong. 'RIP, buddy'
Follow Y/N on his bone-rattling journey of self-discovery, sarcastic banter, and trying really, really hard not to die 'again'. It's an adventure packed with comedy, chaos, and a whole lot of Gensokyo-grade nonsense. Will he rise to the occasion, or will he be reduced to a pile of bones in someone's soup?
One thing's for sure, being reborn as a skeleton in Gensokyo isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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