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Randomness

Reads 1,069
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Parts 20
Time 13 minutes

Reads 1,069
Votes 56
Parts 20
Time 13 minutes

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Okay, this book is completely random.
It may include foul language, hatred for Alois Trancy, love for Grell Sutcliff, rants about how cucumbers are evil, and just, well, randomness. 
You have been warned.
ENJOYAll Rights Reserved

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