19 parts Complete "why don't you look at ads on craigslist?"
kenma gets up from the couch while the slight adrenaline rush is still surfing on his blood, deciding that maybe hinata was right. if he couldn't take him or kageyama, maybe it was best for him to get a complete stranger after all. he was nineteen - this was the perfect age to do something fucking outrageous and then have a cool story to tell when you're older, like pretending to date some random dude from craigslist.
and it was going to be a bad idea, he knew that, but kenma had been backed into a corner and had nowhere to really run to.
well, he did, but there was no way he was going to risk kissing hinata shouyou during the holidays.
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or, kenma swore relationships were a waste of time, kuroo loved the holidays, and hinata was...well, hinata.