Pinoy Jokes

A trap that I never thought I'd ask an escape... Cover is not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.

- COMPLETED - BABALA: Ang aklat na iyong mababasa ay Rated SPG. Istriktong patnubay at gabay sa iyong puso ang kailangan. ‼️mature contents; read at your own risk‼️

JAGUARS' SERIES 1: Shieldler John Wright Highest Rank: #1 in School #2 in Humor Si Hannah makulit, laging naka-smile, may pagka-engot sa mga simpleng bagay tulad ng pag sakay sa jeep, wala sa bokabularyo niya ang salitang mapag-mataas. Nagmula sa mayamang angkan, pinapangarap niya ang simpleng buhay bilang simpleng estudyante at bilang isang ordinaryong tao. Lahat ng salita na may simple at ordinaryo sa mundo gusto niyang maranasan. Si Shield man of few words, seryoso sa buhay, wag mo siyang bibiruin kung ayaw mong umuwi ng may bangas sa mukha, matalino, a perfect decision maker pero may isang bagay siyang ayaw bigyan ng malaking desisyon, yun ay ang pagtanggap sa lolo niya. Simple lang ang buhay niya kaya kung sino man ang may gustong gumulo, wag na lang dahil di mo gugustuhin kapag nagalit siya. Pero bakit nung nagtagpo ang landas nilang dalawa---si boy nagiging maingay at si girl nagiging tahimik at seryoso? At sa unang pagkikita nila ay hinalikan ni boy si girl at sinabing "KISS BACK AND YOU'RE MINE" Will she KISS BACK? or Will she push him back? WARNING: Ang kwentong ito ay punong puno ng kalokohan, umaatikabong barilan at nakakakilig na usapan. Kaya read at your own risk. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME, so please make your own. And I will make mine.. Originally written by: Miss Yna All Rights Reserved 2014

What Sidra Everleigh wants, Sidra Everleigh gets-or at least that was the rule before she found herself trapped and alone with a shy Japanese guy in an isolated island with nothing but a dusty tent, some tuna cans, and their huge language barrier. *** After a cruise ship incident, the gorgeous yet infamous actress Sidra Everleigh Rosilla finds herself alive but trapped in an island with a shy Japanese guy as her only companion. To ease her loneliness, she humors herself with flirty antics and humorous dramatic lines that seem too much for the poor inexperienced guy. But what happens when her mission to purely flirt and have fun gets a little bit deeper with him-and it's not just her imagination? Will she be able to break their language barrier or will she get kureiji before their rescue comes? DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish (with a little bit of Nihonggo) COVER DESIGN: Rayne Mariano

What would you do if you have given the chance to live out in your favorite novel? Misty, a normal high school student was reading her favorite novel The Beauty Within when the bus her riding was caught up in an accident on her way home. She died. She was expecting to be welcomed in Heaven (since she considered herself a good girl when she was alive). Instead, she woke up on a different body. As time passes, she came to understand that she was transmigrated to the novel she loves and came to a decision that she will live on as an extra character. "As a fan of this novel, this is a chance to live out and watch all the drama with a fine wine on my left hand and a handful of cookies on my right". All Rights Reserved 2021 Highest Rank: #1- Comedy #2 - Humor TAGLISH

[UNEDITED VERSION] [TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS AHEAD] Dahil sa kahirapan ng buhay ay napag desisyonan ni Rylan na lumuwas papuntang maynila upang magtrabaho. Pero tulad na lang nang paniniwala ng mga taga-probinsya, ang maynila ay di basta bastang lugar lamang. Maraming pagsubok ang kanyang kahaharapin. Gutom, pagod at awa sa sarili ang kanyang pagdadaan at marami ring mga tao ang kanyang makikilala. Tama ba ang desisyon niya na magpunta sa maynila upang guminhawa ang buhay o uuwi sya sa probinsya nang luhaan? Sabay-sabay nating tunghayan ang mga kaganapan sa buhay ni Rylan at kung paano sya magiging "The Kasambahay." /All photos and songs use in this novel is credited to the rightful owner/ ©2020cutiecane23

Hanapan ng girlpren si bitter bestfriend na friendzoned since birth? Game!

A writer. A weird stranger. A lot of little conversations. An online understanding. Every night. 23:11.

An epistolary story of a hot daddy vampire and a corporate slave girly with a dream to be a trophy wife.

DIM Series #1: Iñigo Valenzona (This is an epistolary) Rozel Roxas had tons of crushes when she was still in Grade 11 and she has always been vocal with them about her feelings. Fun and jolly, everyone in her class loved her. Pero nang tumuntong s'ya ng Grade 12, nahiwalay s'ya sa klase n'ya noon at napunta sa unang section. She always knew that her heart easily wavers for beautiful men and it was what happened when she met Iñigo Valenzona, a student from Arts and Design 12-A. But under the beauty he holds are flaws Rozel wasn't aware of. As Rozel quickly falls in love with Iñigo, she slowly discovers his ugly sides which have later on torn her heart apart. Will Rozel still love Iñigo despite all of these realizations or will she still find the beauty Iñigo Valenzona holds?