This is a story my friend who doesn't have Wattpad wrote.
Join Lauren (me XD) wizard the plumber, the man of many names, and a dragon as they go on many adventures, slaying evil beasts with awesome swords, playing volleyball with a pudding cup, slapping raccoons with jewel-encrusted trash cans, and buying many shamwows in possibly the most random and epic story ever!!
PRAISE FOR SOMETHING RATHER AND WHAT ALL:
"I really love this story I'm in! Oh, sorry, narrator, for breaking the fourth wall again."
-Danny aka William aka Aloplough aka Harold
"EEEUUURRGH"
-Danglars
"I like the dragon. It makes me feel like a pillow."
-dolphin who is goblin who is wizard who is a plumber
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