twitter crack au wherein taehyung escorts his panicked friend jimin to the er after he swallows a watermelon seed and meets a doctor even hotter than olivia wilde from house
DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine them around my neck choking me
Chimchim: Jared, 19
Jk: are you gonna fuck in that car?
DaJin: thats the plan
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