Epiglottis Epidemic
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Maybe it shall be like a neutering. And people could take their severed epiglottis home, put it on a necklace. Or maybe... it will be a national throwing up of epiglottis. A communal vomit, if you will. Except one. And that chosen one, the one who kept their epiglottis is y/n. And it's up to them to save the world from choking to death on sausages that are too large.
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