When farts become darts
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Dernière publication lun., oct. 6, 2014
This Is a comedy.. obviously xD
This is about a young girl, who's a little overweight
..she farts a lot, but one day she loses weight and finds her true love. After that .. her farts suddenly become darts.
it's a love story.
um sorta
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