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Ron's current awkward predicament was all Harry's fault.

Mostly.

Sort of.

Regardless of who was to blame, Ron couldn't help but wonder how he'd gotten here: bent over double with his own dick in his mouth

***Written for the HP Crack!Fic Fest 2020***All Rights Reserved

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