💅a guide to Chinese for idiots 😻

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written by a 99% Chinese and 1% idiot🤠

please enjoy my trash asf humor as you learn one of the 'hardest' languages in the world but also one of the most spoken ones😏😏😼All Rights Reserved

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This is only one part of something passing You can write this down, I believe you will pass on, this bookmark It's more natural if you leave it to the flow But I don't want this to sound like we're about to depart If I ever get lost I wasn't going to make it obvious I'mma call back Don't forget the tone I called you Chant it like we always did Hope we always feel like

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