Hermione Granger Gets Bimbofied

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A/N: New story ^^ I had this plot in my head for a while and always wrote something, forgot about it and came back later to add things. In any way, this story is already almost complete . It's gonna be around 50,000 words. I have already written 40,000, I guess. So updates should be regular ...unless I have a freak out and think it's shit. Reviews are, of course, very much appreciated :)

TO THE STORY: This chapter starts at the end of book seven. Voldemort attacks Hogwarts while Harry, Ron and Hermione frantically try to find Ravenclaw's Diadem and a way to destroy the Horcrux in Hufflepuff's Cup. As far as I remember, in the books, Harry went off alone to find the diadem. In the meantime, Hermione and Ron somehow (off screen) made it to the Chamber of Secrets to destroy the cup.

AU STARTS: In my story, while Harry tries to find the diadem, Ron and Hermione split up. Ron runs down to the chamber and Hermione tries to find the