Absolutely Terrible Stories
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Last published Thu, Jan 8, 2015
Stories with the weirdest storylines. None of the ideas are mine, a couple of weirdos on Facebook (wink wink) that I know came up with them.
Story ideas (all literally copied and pasted):
-A living teddy bear who lives in the forest on its own and is so anti-social it likes to beat up people who trying and seek shelter in his house (done)
-TEA THAT SCREAMS WHILE YOU DRINK IT
- turtle aims to be the best singer ever but he's mute :3
-A transvestite and an asexual person live together as roommates. PLOT TWIST the asexual person is super outgoing and the transvestite is extremly shy. They own two pet snakes and their favorite hobby is to watch turtle races \(^-^)/
-A parrot and a cat become besties and plot to take out the human that cares for them so they can escape into the wild. But what they don't realize. They live Chicago and it's terrible outside for strays and they soon go crawling back home
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