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Absolutely Terrible Stories

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Stories with the weirdest storylines. None of the ideas are mine, a couple of weirdos on Facebook (wink wink) that I know came up with them. 
Story ideas (all literally copied and pasted):
-A living teddy bear who lives in the forest on its own and is so anti-social it likes to beat up people who trying and seek shelter in his house  (done)
-TEA THAT SCREAMS WHILE YOU DRINK IT
- turtle aims to be the best singer ever but he's mute  :3
-A transvestite and an asexual person live together as roommates. PLOT TWIST the asexual person is super outgoing and the transvestite is extremly shy. They own two pet snakes and their favorite hobby is to watch turtle races \(^-^)/
-A parrot and a cat become besties and plot to take out the human that cares for them so they can escape into the wild. But what they don't realize. They live Chicago and it's terrible outside for strays and they soon go crawling back homeAll Rights Reserved

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မင်းရဲ့အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်ကနေ့တိုင်းလှလှလာတယ်(Translation ) by mattymei

ကြီးမားတဲ့ပြောင်းလဲမှုတွေနဲ့ ပိုပြီးကြီးမားတဲ့လှည့်ကွက်တွေ ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခုထဲက နောက်ထပ်ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခု သူဟာပိုပြီးလှလာဖို့ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာဖို့ နည်းလမ်းကိုရှာတွေ့သွားပြီ ရှန်ကျင်းထျန်ဟာ သူဖတ်နေတဲ့စာအုပ်ထဲကိုကူးပြောင်းသွားဖို့ ကူညီပေးတဲ့systemတစ်ခုရဲ့အကူအညီကိုရရှိခဲ့တယ် သူလုပ်ဆောင်ရမဲ့တာဝန်တွေကိုပြီးမြောက်တာနဲ့ သူကသူ့ရဲ့အနာဂတ်လမ်းမှာပိုချော ပိုလှ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာလိမ့်မယ် သူ့ရဲ့ပထမဆုံးတာဝန်::အမျိုးသားဇာတ်လိုက်ရဲ့နောက်ယောင်ခံသူလုပ်နေတာရပ်လိုက်တော့ အဲ့ဒီအစား အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်လုပ်ပြီး သူရည်ရွယ်ထားတဲ့သူကိုခိုးလိုက်တော့ Chapters: :191+41side stories

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒.ᵇˡˡᵏ ˣ ᶠᵉᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ by -HAZYKURONI

๋࣭ ⭑ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒. ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ 𝜗𝜚── 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 . . . A high school girl gets mistaken for another person upon getting her number added to what it seemed as a 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘳𝘰𝘵 groupchat⭑.ᐟ ❝𝐆𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐘𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 such skibidi ohio pomni worthy material my bro man!❞ ❝𝐎𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐃 please end your life you spermaghetti saucer before I touch you lil bro!❞ ⋮ 𝐕𝐀𝐑!𝐁𝐋𝐋𝐊 𝐱 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑! ⋮ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 . . . 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃/𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃! ⋮ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐂 & 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒. 𝐃𝐍𝐈 𝐈𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄. ⋮ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒.

A Broken Mirror Reunited in an E-Sports by blackcxlestial

COMPLETED [Cool and beautiful team captain becomes the bottom in a relationship with an ultra-strong and decisive professional gamer] Rong Yi is the captain and chief tactician of the top team RS, cool and calm but suffering from camera phobia, and no one has ever seen his true face. After leading his team for five years and winning the championship for three years, he is betrayed by his team and left with nowhere to go. At this point, he receives a call from his ex. His ex is a cold-hearted and popular professional gamer who recently returned from overseas, having won numerous championships. He proposes a simple condition: "Join our team and we can restore our romantic relationship to make work easier." Rong Yi: "Okay." But wise men do not fall in love, and competitions are more important than anything. On the first day Rong Yi leaves his old team, his former teammates celebrate his departure, while the entire internet is filled with criticism. On the second day, netizens are silenced as they witness Rong Yi as the new team captain, completely dominating the game. On the third day, the media chases after him, but a low-key senior protects him, covering his face and revealing only a small, exquisitely white chin. The internet explodes with excitement. On and on the days go. Rong Yi's former teammates are driven to the brink of collapse, asking with red eyes: "Captain, can you still come back?" "I'm sorry," Rong Yi replies gently. "I'm their captain now." Everyone knows that Rong Yi is the treasure of the entire VIT team, especially for the cold and reserved senior who shields him from everything and favors him to an infuriating degree. No one knows that this team was built for Rong Yi. From the moment Xiao Yin first saw this dusty gem, he wanted to wipe away the dust and protect Rong Yi's brilliance. For five years, he has done just that.

(Book 1) Synopsis Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance. The tragic outcome was predictable. Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person. One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him. [What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?] And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face. [Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.] Second brother: '...That makes sense.' The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day. [Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?] After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage. Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!! FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR. ... Book 1 (Completed) ✅ Book 2 (Ongoing)

Squid Game Memes [English] All Seasons✓ by MemePoster

"Squid Game" is a South Korean fictional drama in which contestants who are deeply in debt play children's games in order to win a ton of cash. The downside is that losers will be killed. In this book, you'll find various funny posts and memes about Squid Game per every chapter. (Wattpad : MemePoster) (2021-2025)

✅1️⃣ | Hypnosis Doesn't Work Like That! by kittyangelabdl

Adelaide is a very smart girl; certainly smarter than anyone at her school. And she knows she's both too intelligent and too strong-willed to ever be hypnotised, especially by some lame "baby name trigger" file off the Internet. Maybe she peed her pants once, but that's just a fluke. It caught her off guard, but it definitely won't happen again. Even if she listened to the file every day it wouldn't break her iron will, and she's way too smart to do that. Isn't she? This isn't a serious story, and isn't going to go up on Amazon. This one will be updated when I feel like it, and there's plenty of space for it to adapt if anyone has any suggestions to add. Cover photos from Adobe Stock.

The Unexpected Matches by yourentertainer03

This story is about three childhood friends, who are shifting from one place to another for their further studies. But destiny wants something else. And then they found the true love of their life. & "HERE THE JOURNEY BEGINS" They are totally opposite to each other. But you know that opposite always attract.

❝𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 ❞ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴄʜᴀᴛғɪᴛ by CHIGIRI4LIFE

ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴄʜᴀᴛғɪᴛ x ғ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

What happens when you summon Emiya Shirou in Chaldea by MythikalVoid

What would happen when Ritsuka summons Emiya Shirou in Chaldea? The result: chaos. Crack fic. (NOTE. THIS IS A COPY AND PASTE FROM THE REAL FANFICTION ON FANFICTION.NET I DO NOT CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF THIS TLDR:support the original author he's going thru shit so be good people!

Little Witch Academia reacts to Team Fortress 2 by Yeetgineer739

The witches of Luna Nova Magical Academy reacts to our favorite mercenaries of Mann Co. and the crazy stuff that happens to them because why not?

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မင်းရဲ့အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်ကနေ့တိုင်းလှလှလာတယ်(Translation ) cover

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒.ᵇˡˡᵏ ˣ ᶠᵉᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ cover

A Broken Mirror Reunited in an E-Sports cover

Squid Game Memes [English] All Seasons✓ cover

✅1️⃣ | Hypnosis Doesn't Work Like That! cover

The Unexpected Matches cover

❝𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 ❞ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴄʜᴀᴛғɪᴛ cover

What happens when you summon Emiya Shirou in Chaldea cover

Little Witch Academia reacts to Team Fortress 2 cover

မင်းရဲ့အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်ကနေ့တိုင်းလှလှလာတယ်(Translation )

ကြီးမားတဲ့ပြောင်းလဲမှုတွေနဲ့ ပိုပြီးကြီးမားတဲ့လှည့်ကွက်တွေ ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခုထဲက နောက်ထပ်ဇာတ်ကြောင်းတစ်ခု သူဟာပိုပြီးလှလာဖို့ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာဖို့ နည်းလမ်းကိုရှာတွေ့သွားပြီ ရှန်ကျင်းထျန်ဟာ သူဖတ်နေတဲ့စာအုပ်ထဲကိုကူးပြောင်းသွားဖို့ ကူညီပေးတဲ့systemတစ်ခုရဲ့အကူအညီကိုရရှိခဲ့တယ် သူလုပ်ဆောင်ရမဲ့တာဝန်တွေကိုပြီးမြောက်တာနဲ့ သူကသူ့ရဲ့အနာဂတ်လမ်းမှာပိုချော ပိုလှ ပိုပြီးဆွဲဆောင်မှုရှိလာလိမ့်မယ် သူ့ရဲ့ပထမဆုံးတာဝန်::အမျိုးသားဇာတ်လိုက်ရဲ့နောက်ယောင်ခံသူလုပ်နေတာရပ်လိုက်တော့ အဲ့ဒီအစား အချစ်ပြိုင်ဘက်လုပ်ပြီး သူရည်ရွယ်ထားတဲ့သူကိုခိုးလိုက်တော့ Chapters: :191+41side stories