jojo antagonists breaking into josukes house
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Tylko jedno w głowie mam
koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
kiedy skończy się ten stan
Gdy już nie będę sam
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam
W krainę za zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
kiedy skończy się ten stan
Gdy już nie będę sam
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz
Ja pierdole mam zjazd
nie chwytam gwiazd
jak kłoda leże
nie wierze co się dzieje
jak kura z głodu pieje
jak wilkołak do księżyca
W głowie dziury jak ulica
przed twoją chatą
rozpuszczam się jak baton
który leży na blacie
zejść jest jak nie wciągacie
bracie kurwa ryj mi krzywi
w głowie burdel jak w TV
Mnie nie dziwi taki stan
brak towar,w myślach ćpam
rade dam albo nie dam
wszystko kurwa z chaty sprzedam
w sumie mam już przejebane
wszystko jednak jest sprzedane
Ja pierdole same długi
kinol jak u tabalugi
dzień drugi bez walenia
gdzie jest wąż ? biała chemia.
Jebane zejście tak wykańcza
jak by w chuja dziabła cię szarańcza
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ℓσνє ιѕ вєαυтιfυℓ ℓιкє α ρυяє яσѕє........ ℓσνє ιѕ ραιиfυℓ ℓιкє тhσяиѕ........... ℓσνє ιѕ fσяgσттєи вυт ¢σмєѕ вα¢к ℓιкє α ρяιѕм...............вυт ωhαт ιf уσυ ¢σмє fα¢є тσ fα¢є ωιтh уσυя ραѕт ℓσνє? ωhαт ιf уσυ мυѕт ¢hσσѕє вєтωєєи уσυя ℓσνє fяσм тhє ραѕт σя ρяєѕєит. ωhι¢h σиє ωσυℓ∂ уσυ ¢hσσѕє? "I don't know."Dara said. "ѕρє¢ιfι¢αℓℓу,ν σя ᴊɪᴍɪɴ?" "Hold up!!Where is this going to?"Dara asked. "αιgσσ!!иєνєямιи∂!!αиуωαуѕ тhιѕ ιѕ тhє ѕєqυєℓ тσ (σιкαмв).ι яє¢σммєи∂ яєα∂ιиg тhє 1ѕт вoσк вυт ιт ιѕ αℓяιghт ιf уσυ ωαит тσ ѕкιρ тhє 1ѕт.ιт ιѕ уσυя ¢hσι¢є." "Who are you talking to?"Dara asked suspicious. "υмм.....ι ℓσνє уσυ gυяℓѕ αи∂ gυуѕ!!ѕтαу fℓυffу!!" ♡(Ξ◕◡◕Ξ)♡
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