a true love's kiss
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Última publicación sáb, dic 25, 2021
Donald J. Trump was having a wonderful day at his mansion in Washington D.C. as he ruined the lives of many and life pretty much impossible for anyone that wasn't a straight, cis, white, allosexual, wealthy, capitalism-loving adult male. Then, one day, he went for a little walk and ended up on a mountain with an attractively young hairy green man that would forever change his life.
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This isn't set at a particular time in Trump's presidency. I threw all the details in randomly, so it's quite vague and definitely inaccurate if you're looking at this in that perspective.
If you can't make it past the first chapter, you're simply weak. But don't worry, most people can't, so you aren't alone :)
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