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Donald J. Trump was having a wonderful day at his mansion in Washington D.C. as he ruined the lives of many and life pretty much impossible for anyone that wasn't a straight, cis, white, allosexual, wealthy, capitalism-loving adult male. Then, one day, he went for a little walk and ended up on a mountain with an attractively young hairy green man that would forever change his life.

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This isn't set at a particular time in Trump's presidency. I threw all the details in randomly, so it's quite vague and definitely inaccurate if you're looking at this in that perspective.

If you can't make it past the first chapter, you're simply weak. But don't worry, most people can't, so you aren't alone :)

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Learning to Love Christmas by remarkable_

"Hey Elle," Gavin said in a low tone, wiping the counter clean. "I bet a month's worth of dirty dish duty that you can't turn Scrooge into Santa's head elf in three weeks." Noelle Winters loves Christmas. She loves catching snowflakes on her tongue on snow days, reading by the fireplace with a big cup of hot cocoa. Christmas displays in toy shops and department stores make her happy. She loves how families get together and celebrate during the most wonderful time of the year. Christmas has this jolly, comfortable, warm, cozy, feel to it that makes her want to bury herself in knitted sweaters, light Christmas scented candles and sing Christmas carols in the middle of town square. With the cheery atmosphere in Fairview, who wouldn't join in on the holiday festivities? Oliver Hastings. He hates Christmas. Loathes it. He hates how bright the lights are and how everything in town seems so whimsical and enchanted. It all makes him want to puke. He claims that celebrating the holidays are useless and a waste of his time. So what happens when Elle's boss hires Oliver to work at Gingersnaps? A nuclear explosion of candy canes and sugar plums, that's what. She knows that no one's supposed to be unhappy on Christmas. Not even the grumpy Christmas hater named Oliver. With the help of her best friend Carol, she writes a list of things to try and get Oliver in the spirit. She's determined to show him what he's missed out on so far like; "Go ice skating", "Have a snowball fight", and "Sing Christmas Carols". She has 22 days and she's up for the challenge. last tracked achievements: humor #18 [28/12/14] teen fic #69 [15/12/14]

Snowflakes (Jack Frost x Reader) by ASKiroth

*HIGHEST RANKING: #1 in Jack Frost and #3 in snowflakes** "Who are you, and why the heck are you in my house?!" You ask the boy, pointing your hairbrush at him. Like a hairbrush will do anything, right? The boy didn't seem to be armed with any weapons, but he did carry a wooden staff that hooked at the end. You eyed him carefully. But the boy was taken aback. "You can see me?!" He asked, almost in disbelief. You raised an eyebrow, "..Yes?.. You're not exactly hiding very well if this is hide n' seek," you stated back at him. "She can see me.." he said to himself, almost in shock, and then his face broke into an endless smile, "She can see me!" The boy did a backflip, which you admitted was impressive because you can't even do a cartwheel, and he landed back on his bare feet. "Sorry to interrupt this.. reunion you're having with yourself but, am I not supposed to see you, or?..." You trail off, but he understood you perfectly, almost as if he's gotten this question before before. You still had your guard up. "Okay, so I'm not exactly.. Human.. or alive.. Well I'm here but I'm not alive because I'm a Winter spirit. I make winter!" He stated. You both stared at each other for a minute or two in complete silence. Then you blinked. Twice even. "Uh.. What? A winter spirit?" He nodded, "Oh, like Jack Frost?" He smirked, and almost started laughing as he crossed his arms, "Snowflake, I am Jack Frost," ~*~ Y/n has had a troubled past, starting with her family passing away and having no friends, she lives alone in her house as a 16 year old girl. But when Pitch Black is back, she and the Guardians have to find a way to defeat him (again). However, when she bonds with a certain winter spirit, things can take a turn to impacting both her life and her heart. Sorry I suck at summaries!

Flip the Colleague [Flip Zimmerman] by driver_fans

#1 in series [Flip Zimmerman X Reader insert fanfiction] 2/2 = Flip the Boss (work in progress) As an aspiring detective, you are fresh out of school and have landed your first gig at the Colorado Springs Police Department. Your mentor, Flip Zimmerman, has managed to seduce you without even trying. Once you've realized the chemistry you feel is mutual, things take an unfortunate but sexy turn. Note: This story is centered around your relationship with the main character and takes place in more modern times. In order to keep the storyline authentic I do not focus on the details of any major cases that Flip is involved with and I speak on those topics in general terms. The story is written in an immersive fashion in that you, the reader, experiences point of view interactions with Flip. I also introduce other characters into the story that you may recognize from other platforms. Ain't fanfiction great? Disclaimer: Mature content Sexually explicit Recommended reader 18+ Cursing Over-use of the F- word because Adam Driver Dominance Sexual Misconduct Alcohol use/abuse Mention of sexual assault (not against the reader) All sex scenes between reader and characters are consensual Violence Blood Death Crime

(i'm worried) it will always be you by simplysmitten

Sapnap, a notoriously sullen computer science major, is attending North Carolina State University, along with his roommate and long-time internet friend, Dream. While Dream has been pining over the pretty British boy in a couple of his classes, Sapnap finds himself having a much harder time avoiding a certain gray-eyed ray of sunshine that their mutual friend, Quackity, introduced him to. *The story will not be told chronologically. Chapters will vary from Freshman year (2015-2016 school year) to Senior year (2018-2019 school year). Chapters will be dated at the top to avoid confusion. Also, for reference, 'present day' is spring semester of senior year.* (The classic, 'the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one' trope)

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

President by wetpadeater

Trump x Biden enemies to lovers slow burn. One shot. ❗️18+❗️ - Biden just won the election, Trump visits his old office one last time. New romance buds and anger sex ensues. Then some angst and the slightest bit of fluff. Also, I am not from the United-States so apologies if I made any mistakes regarding how the politics work! TW: Homophobia, detailed scene about unaliving/SH. I will put a warning before the unaliving/SH scene as it is extremely detailed and can be triggering, pls feel free to stop reading and DM me if you get triggered at any point of the story since I may have forgotten any warnings. Stay safe my loves and don't forget to take care of yourselves, if you need someone to talk to, feel free to DM me. ‼️All jokes, this is a crackfic, please don't sue me trunip 😰‼️ I started this in 2020 and kept having to take several month-long breaks between because of the horror and cringe I felt writing some of the scenes. I need everyone who reads this to suffer as much as I did writing this.

Downhill || 𝘥𝘯𝘧 by Jane_Harl0w

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President cover

Downhill || 𝘥𝘯𝘧 cover

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Learning to Love Christmas

"Hey Elle," Gavin said in a low tone, wiping the counter clean. "I bet a month's worth of dirty dish duty that you can't turn Scrooge into Santa's head elf in three weeks." Noelle Winters loves Christmas. She loves catching snowflakes on her tongue on snow days, reading by the fireplace with a big cup of hot cocoa. Christmas displays in toy shops and department stores make her happy. She loves how families get together and celebrate during the most wonderful time of the year. Christmas has this jolly, comfortable, warm, cozy, feel to it that makes her want to bury herself in knitted sweaters, light Christmas scented candles and sing Christmas carols in the middle of town square. With the cheery atmosphere in Fairview, who wouldn't join in on the holiday festivities? Oliver Hastings. He hates Christmas. Loathes it. He hates how bright the lights are and how everything in town seems so whimsical and enchanted. It all makes him want to puke. He claims that celebrating the holidays are useless and a waste of his time. So what happens when Elle's boss hires Oliver to work at Gingersnaps? A nuclear explosion of candy canes and sugar plums, that's what. She knows that no one's supposed to be unhappy on Christmas. Not even the grumpy Christmas hater named Oliver. With the help of her best friend Carol, she writes a list of things to try and get Oliver in the spirit. She's determined to show him what he's missed out on so far like; "Go ice skating", "Have a snowball fight", and "Sing Christmas Carols". She has 22 days and she's up for the challenge. last tracked achievements: humor #18 [28/12/14] teen fic #69 [15/12/14]