The Bludgeoning
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Ongoing, First published Oct 21, 2020
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You know how humans screw up everything?
Yeah they did it again.

Well this time they completely shunned an entire breed of people. They call these people monsters. These monsters are everything you've ever heard of, vampires, werewolves, men.

And the monsters they catch get thrown into an old mansion and are forced to endure monthly public humiliation by the local villagers. Yay!!!! And that's all it has been for many years.
Monsters hate and get berated by humans and humans hate and rule over monsters. Sending them to the mansion when found.

Until a human gets sent in.

Until Kirishima gets sent in. 

This book will be all in good fun and will contain short stories about Bludgeoning mansion and the adventures of class 1-A monster version.
This will be a light hearted fun story that will be made all in honor of just being funny!
Read if you want to if not have a lovely day!
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87 parts Ongoing

In the realm of fire and blood, where dragons dance and ambition burns bright, two souls entwine in a fate forged by destiny's hand. Sitara Evangeline Potters-Black, mistress of death, lies on the precipice of childbirth, her essence flickering like a candle in the dark. In another life, Alicent Hightower, duty-bound and unfulfilled, faces her own peril in the throes of labor. As the veil between worlds thins, the gods intervene, trading their souls amidst the agony of creation-a rebirth wrapped in shadow. Awakening as Alicent Hightower, Sitara finds herself entangled in a web of power and rivalry, her heart heavy with the echoes of her past. Married to King Viserys Targaryen, she soon realizes that his love has waned, replaced by a growing affection for his daughter Rhaenyra. As their bond flourishes, Alicent's spirit wilts, suffocated by the weight of duty and a marriage steeped in disinterest. Yet, in the depths of her despair, a flicker of magic ignites within her-a dangerous gift that allows her to whisper the ancient tongues of dragons. Amidst the court's treachery and whispered betrayals, Alicent's path intertwines with that of Daemon Targaryen, the king's fierce brother. Initially adversaries in a deadly game of ambition, their hearts are drawn together, igniting a slow-burning flame that defies the boundaries of loyalty and duty. In the shadows of the Red Keep, passion blooms like a rose among thorns, a forbidden romance fraught with peril. In a world where every choice could lead to ruin, the stakes have never been higher. With the specter of death lurking, and alliances shifting like sand, can Alicent rise as a beacon of hope, or will she succumb to the darkness that seeks to claim her? The Dance of the Dragons beckons, and with it, the chance for redemption-or destruction. Rankings #1 in alicenthightower #1 in Houseofthedragon #1 in daemontargaryen

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