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Merasmus's Haunted House Catastrophe

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Reads 430
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Parts 6
Time 49m

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(BLOOD WARNING. Also, don't expect this to be a masterpiece or anything, but I really did put weeks of effort into this.)
It's a cool October Saturday, and while the mercs are out driving around to get some lunch, they stumble upon a huge billboard ad for a haunted house--Merasmus's haunted house, to be exact. While they are aware of the threat he is, they decide to visit it anyway since they could totallyyyyyyy take him on. After all, as long as they pack their weapons, what's the worse that can happen?All Rights Reserved

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Hunted kids by Blue_cloudsss

Four tweens. October month and a harmless field trip to a pumpkin patch. It was supposed to be harmless right?.. Not as if we going to be hunted and slaughtered like lambs. Then why I ask..I'm currently getting chased by a overgrown pumpkin who wants rip me in half?? Perl fascinated by all things supernatural is in a surprise when one of her teammates accidentally picks up a cursed object that will prove to shake up their world completely. Niko never wanted to be apart of the group and the feelings would be soon returned if his group knew of the cursed glowing object he casually picked up and decided to keep. Because of this little slip up him and the cursed group he would soon have to learn to work with have to survive the month of October. Jasmine and James always been together. Through whatever problems given they twins it only natural. Jasmine have a freaky talent that when one night things escalate she is the only one with memories of it. Why is that so? Why are the kids cursed and will their new found friendships be enough to deal with whatever challenges they will face? One can only hope.

*+=Tf2 X Reader 2!=+* by Screwychoas

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Ghost In The Shell: Dino Crisis/Remake (Motoko X Male Reader) by Huyhuynh4061

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Hunted kids

Four tweens. October month and a harmless field trip to a pumpkin patch. It was supposed to be harmless right?.. Not as if we going to be hunted and slaughtered like lambs. Then why I ask..I'm currently getting chased by a overgrown pumpkin who wants rip me in half?? Perl fascinated by all things supernatural is in a surprise when one of her teammates accidentally picks up a cursed object that will prove to shake up their world completely. Niko never wanted to be apart of the group and the feelings would be soon returned if his group knew of the cursed glowing object he casually picked up and decided to keep. Because of this little slip up him and the cursed group he would soon have to learn to work with have to survive the month of October. Jasmine and James always been together. Through whatever problems given they twins it only natural. Jasmine have a freaky talent that when one night things escalate she is the only one with memories of it. Why is that so? Why are the kids cursed and will their new found friendships be enough to deal with whatever challenges they will face? One can only hope.