Alastor's Guy Problems
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Last published Thu, Jan 11, 2024
Alastor the Radio Demon, a man that didn't really have any romantic skills nor really had a relationship once in his life or death and later finds out that the few people he has met want a slice of him in both a sexual and non sexual way, read to find out who wants our deer Bambi and see who gets him in the end.
This book might get updates, I'm not promising that there will be more parts but I do know if I am adding more then it will be slow so don't yell at me saying you want more. Also, this will be a Bottom Alastor fic since there isn't much for our deer boi being a bottom and some ships are hardly here so, I wanted to make something with many of the ships I like and hope you do too.
This is fanon not canon. There will be bad words so don't yell at me saying that they are bad, the show is supposed to be vulgar and so is this book even though I may never do a lemon since I suck at em. don't like the ships, then don't read. enjoy reading this long description. (* ^ ω ^)
If someone has had this idea before then that means yours might be better than what I did, if it seems like I am copying it is unintentional for I had no knowledge of your work or the idea you had in mind.
there will be shipping of characters that are not apart of Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss, some are from video games, others from cartoons since I ship anything and everything.
enjoy this soon to be dumpster fire. (' ∀ ' *)
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