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My best excuse for not doing my homework !

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"What's your reason for not doing your homework? "Said Ms, Lorain.
"Ummm......" That is the only think of at that point (umm... really!!!!) I replyed wih a big wonderful smile. (Sarcasim.)


Ok, people give me some of your best excuses for not doing your homework!!

Thanks!

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