Short stories rants and general tomfoolery

Consider this a nonsensical collection of rants and stories , imagine a really shitty diary except less of the actual life stuff. Maybe don't know I'm retarded and bored which is always and interesting outcome.

come on in, stay a while, who knows I might even right a story or two along the way. I can't promise an especially riveting ride but if you're as equally bored ad I am, who knows?

also art on the cover done by me