The Big Loser Was You: a Sal Vulcano x Reader fanfiction

It was a typical day of filming TruTV's hit show Impractical Jokers. Murr, Joe, Brian and Sal were up to their usual antics of embarrassing each other. (Y/N) stared at Sal. For a long time, they knew him. They actually knew all of the jokers for a long time. But (Y/N) felt closest to Sal.

There was something that stood out above the rest of the jokers. His smile, his laugh, they could go on.

The crew stopped filming for the day. As the jokers were heading their separate ways, (Y/N) was about to make the trek back home. They felt a hand on their shoulder. (Y/N) spun and noticed the hand. SAL?!

"Hey uh....(Y/N). Why don't we walk home together?"

"HUH?! Sal wants to walk home with me?! Since when?!" They thought.

(Y/N) blushed and paused for a minute, averting their gaze. "Ok. Sure thing."

As the two walked the streets of New York City, Sal attempted to start casual conversation. "So. Nice weather huh?"

"Yeah." (Y/N) sheepishly giggled.

"Listen, (Y/N). There's been something I need to ask ya."

"Oh?" They stop and reply.

"Let's go to my place. We can talk more."

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As the two walked into Sal's apartment, they noticed Sal acting a bit more....weird I guess?

"Uhhh. Sal? You ok?" (Y/N) looked at him quizically.

"I-I'm good!" He stuttered.

(Y/N) noticed the growing tent in Sal's jeans. "Hm....." they grinned a bit.

Sal stared in the direction of his guests eyes. "Oh shit...." he muttered

"I'm so sorry about that."

(Y/N) raised a brow. "So....this is what you were planning huh? Why didn't you tell me?"

The joker scratched the back of his head. "I mean....I didn't wanna be a creep?"

(Y/N) laughed "I figured this was why you acted weird! Well. If you want to--"

Sal pinned (Y/N) down on his couch, a seductive smile grazed his face. "I'd love to."

They blushed as Sal leaned in closer to (Y/N)'s ear: "Here's your punishment...for being tonight's big loser."