crack x readers
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Last published Thu, Oct 22, 2020
do you like to read such lewd thing!??! are you ready to dive into the deep world of *moans* politicals and politicians?? well hang on tight because I'm going to take you on a wild ride, you read this for fun?? soon it'll be for pleasure.
( x readers about literally anyone, these are all fictional and a joke. I wanna make you giggle onii-san!!!))
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