Not a Chair, But Just as Good

"I usually go and sit on a surface that isn't meant to be sat on. Because when tomorrow comes, I will be faced with even more challenges. And I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what "is" and "is not" a chair." -Virgil (Sanders Sides Q&A)

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5 times the other sides find Virgil sitting or sleeping on something that is not a chair and the one time they find him in a chair.