The BadBoy and I
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Last published Mon, Jan 19, 2015
It was 3:30am, it was November, it was night-time, I had no where to go, AND I was wearing my hello kitty pj's. I knew for a fact that I wasn't getting back into the safety of my house the same way I got out.
I sat down on my neighbours roof, pondering over an escape route. Jumping down wasn't an option, as I would most likely end up in A&E. There was no way I was going to be able to prise open a locked window.
I turned around to look at the house that I was sitting on.
There was only one way I was getting out of this situation.
And it was through the egoistical idiots room.
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