Percy Jackson Funny Moments
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After the war is over, Zeus offers to grant each of the seven one wish.Anything.
Annabeth steps up and asks, " I would like to be able to say anything at all, to any Olympian god without fear of punishment or retribution."
Zeus, confused, allows her this request.
She turns to Hera and says, " Fuck. You."
Percy had to be carried out of the throne room because he's laughing so hard.
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