One "black coffee" please

Coffee shop AU. Hoseok is a barista at a coffee shop near a university. The job itself is kind of boring, but the pay is decent and his best friend, Seokjin, also works there. One day, Yoongi comes in, shyly whispering that he wants a hot chocolate, but for Hoseok to call it out as a black coffee, to maintain his "don't bother me" image.
The summary is really bad, sorry.
Warnings:
Hella fluffy. not really a warning but yeah, just really fluffy
A bit of swearing. Not a ton, maybe once or twice a chapter
It gets a bit angsty later on
THERE IS NO SMUT SO DONT EVEN ASK. I LIKE TO KEEP MY WORKS PURE AND WHOLESOME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Ships:
Sope/Yoonseok, obviously
Namjin
just a pinch of Vmin