ROTG jacks gift

Jack was never introduced to Christmas as a kid and never got the gist of it but when Christmas rolls around and North asks Jack what he would want for Christmas he says "I'll think about it" but in truth he didn't have a clue so he Googled it and when he says he wants a colorful box people question if he even knows what it is (he doesn't) and when they confronted him they.... Guess you'll have to read to know what happened next I'll see you in the book!