I'm ded....ded as a CACAroach

I'm ded....ded as a CACAroach

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Well hello there, since that one of you suggested to make another book...well here ya go. I will be writing the chapters that are from my old book but I will rewrite and change a few scenes there. the old book of mine was created with such inspiration and motivation to write the book, and my writing style might come far different from it now that I noticed it changes, I hope you guys still like it. and yes I made the cover!

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