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Meet Mr. Harold Wabash, who is constantly haunted by something.

A group of something (or somethings), to be more accurate.

A group of evil alien minpenguins, to be more precise

Did I mention that they have neon feathers of varying colors?

Anyhoo, they are out to get him.

In this lovely little short story, there is a battle of both brains and brawn (wits and crude strength) between man and... ah, would it be nature or would it be other man? I'm guessing other man (because of the oh-so-real personification used here!!!).

Join Mr. Wabash as he tells his tale of valiance, violence, and possibly victory (your reading this and your votes may change the events (/ﾟДﾟ)/ ahahahaha!). And you can also join the evil (don't forget neon!) alien minipenguins in their fight for human oppression.All Rights Reserved

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Mon, Oct 22, 2012

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