ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ɪs ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ // ʀᴜʙʏ ᴅᴀ ᴄʜᴇʀʀʏ
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  • Reads 21,073
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  • Parts 26
  • Time 4h 46m
Ongoing, First published Oct 28, 2020
Mature
Aspen Anderson is penniless, homeless, and sleeping on her sister's couch. She needs a job, fast, but in this economy finding one is easier said than done. When she walks into a house thinking it will just be a simple housekeeping job, she actually finds herself auditioning for the role of fake girlfriend and very real babysitter to Scrim, the out-of-control rapper who abuses just about every substance you could think of.

She's not so sure if she even wants the job, let alone if she can handle it. 

But one thing she is sure of, Scrim's cousin Ruby wants her.

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PR

19 parts Complete

Luna Dis is an Instagram model. Luna is a pretty big personality, but her manager, Kevin Street, says she can always gain more following, seeing as her engagement has been slightly down. Kevin sets up a PR relationship with Ruby Da Cherry from Suicideboys. Scrim becomes Luna's best friend and helps her and Ruby not to worry about making wrong moves.