So, you're expecting lots of screaming? Romance? Little pretty girls being swept off their feet by hunky tan guys, that want nothing more than to love and cherish them?
Well, I wish.
I'm painfully normal, and I like it. I don't go out looking for adventure, I could do without the romance, and I'm about as into thrill as I am into being shot in both kneecaps.
But it seems like I don't get a say in the matter.
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