i hate this Chap 1: Ronald McDonald x Hamburglar Chap 2: Wendy x Birdie Chap 3: Lightning McQueen x Mater Chap 4: Steve x Creeper Chap 5: Cat In The Hat x Thing 1 x Thing 2 Chap 6: Jesus x Satan Chap 7: Orange m&m x Blue m&m Chap 8: [I deleted Chap 8] Chap 9: Barry Bee Benson x Shrek Chap 10: Bob Ross x Donkey Chap 11: Endeavor x Nick Wilde Chap 12: [Not Real Chapter, made to mess w a friend] Chap 13: Mafia!Elmo x JoJo Siwa PSA: THIS IS A JOKE. A SLASH JAY. CREATED IN 2020. I FELT SILLY!!!! i sometimes remove/archive/unpublish this story and then later reupload it which is why it may say something different for when chapters were created, but chapter1-13 were all created within 2020 and *maybe* early 2021 (i forgor💀) dont take it seriously! enjoy reading...