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Much Ado About Nothing - Version 2.0

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absurd englishcreative journey political random short shortstory unreality

This is my modified random, extremely short short story I wrote as a joke. Call it a political statement on the absurdity of societal expectations and values.

Also, not an appropriation of Shakespeare. The title just seemed to fit (to me anyway).

The difference between the first version and this one is that this is the one I wrote in my preliminary HSC English  exam (that's like the 2nd-last final exam of highschool for all you non-NSW-non-Aussies ;-) ). Also, the protagonist is now a dude. And I like to think this version is slightly better than the previous one - not because the protagonist is a dude but because I wrote the story better. 
  
Read it or don't read it, it's only about 700 words. If you decide to read it and get some ideas out of it, well good for you! Just don't outright plagarise; we all know that's wrong.All Rights Reserved

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