The Sandwich Ninja
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Complete Wed, Oct 26, 2022<5 mins
It's 2016, and the candidates Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders are all brought back to that dreaded year. But, there's a twist! There's a sandwich ninja there in the back ground and John Cena wants to discover the great taste of his sandwiches. Mean while Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get caught in a love affair while Bernie does nothing.
Read a revived version of the story a 11 year old girl created here!
P.S. this is not to be taken seriously, everything that happens is purely for entertainment!
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