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Complete, First published Oct 30, 2020
fanfictionhumorjohncenajokeninjaparodyrandomrevivalrewritesmutmaybe
It's 2016, and the candidates Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders are all brought back to that dreaded year.  But, there's a twist!  There's a sandwich ninja there in the back ground and John Cena wants to discover the great taste of his sandwiches.  Mean while Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get caught in a love affair while Bernie does nothing.

Read a revived version of the story a 11 year old girl created here!



P.S. this is not to be taken seriously, everything that happens is purely for entertainment!
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