30 ways to get Apollo to Smite you

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Just 30 ways to make Apollo really annoyed at you! I am also taking other Greek/roman gods and HoO people, just comment and I'll try to do a chapter on them.

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"𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙, 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣, 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙚, 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙚, 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙖 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚." After you've befriended the charming Percy Jackson your life starts to get very strange. Slowly you are welcomed into a world full of madness and chaos and you find out you're a child of the Gods. 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘴... Who is your Godly parent? And why does everyone keep talking about this eons old prophecy? Being 17 is hard enough already, but being a 17 year old halfblood is even harder. PART ONE OF A THREE PART SERIES

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him, in all of his glory.

"𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙, 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣, 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙚, 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙚, 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙖 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚." After you've befriended the charming Percy Jackson your life starts to get very strange. Slowly you are welcomed into a world full of madness and chaos and you find out you're a child of the Gods. 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘴... Who is your Godly parent? And why does everyone keep talking about this eons old prophecy? Being 17 is hard enough already, but being a 17 year old halfblood is even harder. PART ONE OF A THREE PART SERIES

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