Sans AUs Incorrect Quotes #2

I would've titled it as "Undertale AUs", but I'm not even gonna bother lying, it's literally gonna be almost entirely Sans AUs.

Like 99.99% Sans AUs.

Some of these I get from posts on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc. Some of my own idiot thoughts are in here.

I own none of the characters. I also won't be putting anything related to my AUs in here.