How Are You, Coffee? (SasuNaru)
1 part Complete Mature"Unacceptable." The rapt response has Sasuke blinking in surprise. "You can't be that unromantic," Naruto insists. "Even if you're not in love, you must have been in a relationship at some point."
Sasuke shrugs. "No one has caught my attention."
Naruto huffs, seemingly unsatisfied with the response. "Well then, in that case, I'll just have to make you fall in love with me! That way I can experience the whole thing firsthand as inspiration for my story."
A startled beat of silence meets this proclamation. Then- "Your money would be two hundred yen. Please make your payment before you leave"
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AU about a broody cafe owner and a likely insane romance writer.