Whole Lotta Dumb Shit
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  • Reads 21
  • Votes 4
  • Parts 1
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Oct 31, 2020
Mature
Dear dairy,

Today at school my asshole was itching while I was by my locker grabbing my books for my next period.I didn't wanna look sus scratching it so I started twitching my legs and clenching my booty cheeks together.

 All of a sudden I feel a hand go down my uniform skirt and it started scratching my ass for me. It felt real good, then I realized some weirdo scratching my ass! so I turned around real fast and snapped my neck a little bit while doing it. Bitch u would not guess who it was my BOY BEST FRIEND!

I'm there looking at him weird as his hands were still down my skirt scratching my ass. "What the fuck are u doing" I asked him in a whisper so I wouldnt bring any attention towards us.....................................................................................



basically its a whole bunch of different people telling weird stories to their dairy and y'all are the dairy that why I called this book whole lotta dumb shit
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