Of Course I Lied

These stories, loosely based on real life events, follow the life of a young Somali man living in Melbourne who takes a little too much joy in the exploitation of cosmetically progressive white people. Join him as he trolls and manipulates them in their incessant and disingenuous pursuit of social and cultural capital as a means to even the playing field, making and breaking the hearts of virtue-signalers the world over. Combating daily micro-aggressions with outrageous macro-agression, what started out as a coping mechanism has now morphed in to something completely different; a character pulled straight out of Nicollo Machiavelli's The Prince.