The Vice President and The Fly
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Ongoing10m
Last published Fri, Feb 26, 2021
Today is Election Day and I'm scared I'm gonna loose all of my rights so I'm making this funny story to help me feel better.
Trump has the ability to transform into a fly and sneaks up on pence during the debate. After that, things get a lot more complicated than originally anticipated.
Biden comes into play and things get very spicy. There are love triangles, and much more.
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"Trump often loved to come up to Pence in fly form and whisper kinky stuff in his ear"
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