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                                                       Funeral Text


Jack: Dude my phone rang during the funeral!!!

                          Ivan: So?

Jack: My ringtone is highway to hell...All Rights Reserved

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[COMPLETE] A story of a girl who had a massive crush on a heartthrob high school rock band leader Kyle Hogan. Her life turn upside down when she received a text from an unknown number who admitted to be her secret admirer. Me: I understand why you're ignoring me Me: I'm going to slide out of this conversation Me: love you Me: okay bye Me: sorry again Unknown number: Was your father a thief? Unknown number: 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes © 2015 Tattoo Heart #1 in humour | [18.06.2018] ***[ON EDITING]*** **PLEASE BEWARE OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERROR**

Their father was an abusive man who went out each night to get drunk, and their mother was an angel sent directly from Heaven to protect them. It all changed the moment their youngest brother was brought into the world, removing their mother completely from it. You would think, life couldn't get any worse.. I mean, you already have five younger brothers who most of the time don't get along with each other, and a father who will beat you just for breathing. Well... we thought it couldn't get much worse, until our youngest pulled a knife on our father to protect one of us.. We're six brothers, who never get along, but will protect each other no matter the consequences. Even when our old man shows up at the front door after being released from prison.

When a girl got stood up by her supposed date and decided to give him a piece of her mind through a text message, but when she pressed send, it was sent to a wrong number. And what if the person she accidentally sent the message responded to her text?

❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in love. But sometimes, God likes to fuck it up a bit. Just for shits and giggles. ---------- Copyright © 2018 by Sierra Soriano. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

Sorry Dude, Wrong Number. by emoscifinerd

Jack texts the wrong number and Alex is annoyed. Some shit happens. (Completed)

"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

Random Number | Original & Unedited! by enticetheshell

9/8/2020 : i decided to re-publish it all again because why not hehehe ━━━ mind my cringey summary and cringey story that i wrote at 3am under my bed, all lonely and hungry, and afraid of ghosts that comes at 3am because my sister is dumb enough to show me videos of them. ━━━ "Baby girl, what's your name, I like you the way I like Bruce Wayne, hold me tight and look at that shiny light-" "The Number You Dialed Is Incorrect, please never try again." ━━━ } book started august 11th, 2017 } completed september 17 Highest Ranking : 9/23/2017 - #17 in short story ||| All Rights Reserved ©2017 by Enticetheshell (Cover made by @AverySummers ❤️❤️❤️ )

Rated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your first fact!" ~ Unknown "The f*ck?" ~ Damian

"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...

In which an Alpha dials the wrong number and contacts a weirdo! Let's just say, things get really weird. EXTREMELY BADLY WRITTEN! READ IF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, TYPOS AND PLOT HOLES DONT BOTHER YOU! IT'S PATHETIC PEOPLE CRINGE-ST STORY I'VE EVER WRITTEN IT'S AN ABSOLUTE EWW THAT'S IT... DON'T READ IT!

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[COMPLETE] A story of a girl who had a massive crush on a heartthrob high school rock band leader Kyle Hogan. Her life turn upside down when she received a text from an unknown number who admitted to be her secret admirer. Me: I understand why you're ignoring me Me: I'm going to slide out of this conversation Me: love you Me: okay bye Me: sorry again Unknown number: Was your father a thief? Unknown number: 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes © 2015 Tattoo Heart #1 in humour | [18.06.2018] [ON EDITING] PLEASE BEWARE OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERROR

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