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                                                       Funeral Text


Jack: Dude my phone rang during the funeral!!!

                          Ivan: So?

Jack: My ringtone is highway to hell...All Rights Reserved

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Rated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your first fact!" ~ Unknown "The f*ck?" ~ Damian

In which an Alpha dials the wrong number and contacts a weirdo! Let's just say, things get really weird. EXTREMELY BADLY WRITTEN! READ IF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, TYPOS AND PLOT HOLES DONT BOTHER YOU! IT'S PATHETIC PEOPLE CRINGE-ST STORY I'VE EVER WRITTEN IT'S AN ABSOLUTE EWW THAT'S IT... DON'T READ IT!

Sorry Dude, Wrong Number. by emoscifinerd

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Random Number | Original & Unedited! by enticetheshell

9/8/2020 : i decided to re-publish it all again because why not hehehe ━━━ mind my cringey summary and cringey story that i wrote at 3am under my bed, all lonely and hungry, and afraid of ghosts that comes at 3am because my sister is dumb enough to show me videos of them. ━━━ "Baby girl, what's your name, I like you the way I like Bruce Wayne, hold me tight and look at that shiny light-" "The Number You Dialed Is Incorrect, please never try again." ━━━ } book started august 11th, 2017 } completed september 17 Highest Ranking : 9/23/2017 - #17 in short story ||| All Rights Reserved ©2017 by Enticetheshell (Cover made by @AverySummers ❤️❤️❤️ )

"Hello" "Hello" "You know you shouldn't have done that to Mae, trust me am gonna get you good Aiden just wait and see" "Am sorry whose this" "Don't try that I don't know you stuff with me, it ain't gonna work, you should know me better than that." "Am sorry I don't know who the heck you are but I think you dialled a wrong number " beep . "Did he just fucking hang up on me". Started - 13 / 08 / 2020 Finished - 28 / 09/ 2020

❝Can you be the grease to my bacon?❞ ❝I found that equally touching and disturbing that I don't know which side to buy.❞ ❝Well... the touching side is better.❞ - warning: this story may create wrinkles due to excessive cringing. read at your own risk. prequel to In Another Call cover by @fartette

When a girl got stood up by her supposed date and decided to give him a piece of her mind through a text message, but when she pressed send, it was sent to a wrong number. And what if the person she accidentally sent the message responded to her text?

""I guess so!" I started laughing too. I looked around and realized it's been forever since I've been here... We started eating and talking about school work when all of a sudden.. My phone goes off. I look at who the text is from. It's from mom. -Tara! Come home now!- -Why?!?!? What's up???- -It's Sammy!- -Alright! On my way!-" Tara's life is always how she wants it to be... that is, until a threat came to be. She already lost her father.. She doesn't know how much more she can take until she finally loses everything... Her Mom.. Her girlfriend.. even her best friend Sammy... Will it stop at just them.. or is the threat after her too?

❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in love. But sometimes, God likes to fuck it up a bit. Just for shits and giggles. ---------- Copyright © 2018 by Sierra Soriano. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️ by sage_reed

Subscribed to a b*tch

Rated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your first fact!" ~ Unknown "The f*ck?" ~ Damian

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