How To (Not) Teach A Dimensionist \\Pilot\\
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Last published Fri, Jan 20, 2023
A bunch of (very) short stories I had to make for english classes, featuring Anya (the perfect girl) and Mai (the local psychotic magical murderer). Does that sound interesting to you?
Yes? You are free to go on and read.
"YOU CAN'T BRING A WEAPON TO SCHOOL."
"WHY?!"
No? Your loss.
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Has lots of editing mistakes but I can't really bring myself to fix everything. It was meant to be a longer story with an actual plot mixed with comedy, so if it somehow manages to get attention, I might edit everything in a more book-appropiate way.
I'm not a native speaker, and again, this was written for english classes before 2020 so there will probably be writing mistakes in this but oh well... this has been sitting in my drafts for such a long time along with so many other projects and fanfics that I had to publish SOMETHING. And if it manages to make someone laugh, then it's purpose is done, I guess.
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