Something's Wrong With Your Paper (Huh?)

Gulf tilts his head to the side in question, but he flips the paper and finds the highlighted text.

'Fuck me. Fuck me sideways,' Gulf thinks. 'He's done it. He's finally pushed his luck and done it. He'll drop out of university, on his 4th year, move out of the country and go in hiding.'

or: Gulf is lusting after the new Assistant Professor, and makes a very fatal, embarrassing mistake. Hehe