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Parts 65
Time 1h 54m

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"Tam."

"No, fuck you."

"Tam."

"No."

"Tam, so help me, I will break into your fucking house."



this fic is offically my least favorite child there's no plot and it progressively gets gayer as we go

IT STARTS OFF SO CRINGE BUT IT GETS BETTER I PROMISE. started this so long ago I'm sobbing. 

No. 1 in foxfire- 30/12/20
No. 1 in wylie- 19/03/21
No. 1 in tam- 12/05/21
No. 1 in biana 11/6/21All Rights Reserved

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first love ; y. twins x f. reader! ━━ ❝ you were my first love , if only things stayed that way ! ❞ &&. oneshots including the yugi twins ! book one !! [ INCLUDES : fluff , angst , lime (?) ] [ MY VERY FIRST FANFIC . - since this was my very first fanfic , expect a lot of horrible grammar , whack logic , horrible stories , & more . my newer books which are on my profile are FAR more better than this . but if you still like to read , go ahead ! just be prepared to cringe IMMENSELY . ] + COMPLETED ! fluff , angst , lime (?) . [ + foul language & triggering topics .]

Jamilton Oneshots :) by astr0matcha

sweetums you chose this fic it's on you don't blame me hehe there's dysfunction (word count ranges from 400~ to about 1000+ (for each oneshot. sorry it's not longer? ehehehehe.) (the title is misleading. some of them are two-three shots and that's okay.) it's a debacle of fluff, smut and angst. no words needed. they all have a lot of pain. strap in, homosapiens, we've got a disaster ahead. #6 in Jamilton 4/20/2020 #7 in Jamilton 4/22/2020 #5 in Alexander 6/9/2020 #110 in Alexander 6/16/2020 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁- 19/04/2020, 2:09 am 𝗘𝗻𝗱- 29/12/2020, 9:50 am

Tales of Arcadia The Arcane Order by Feather_Heart_

Disclaimer: This is one of the first fics I ever wrote and it's extremely cringe and I hate it, but loads of people seem to read it so I've kept it up anyway Y/n was a young (female) wizard toddler about 70 years before the battle of killahead. After being abandoned by her parents, Y/n was left to die in the frost bitten coldness of an icy forest. However, just as the young infant was on the brink of death, she was found by someone. A teenage looking boy, with pale blue skin, black tattoos, and a crow black cloak that fell up to his knees. After being taken in by the Arcane Order and taught how to harness her abilities, Y/n grows even more curious about the human world. Why did the order, her only known family, want to destroy it so badly? It took much convincing, but the order allowed Y/n to enter the human world and go to a proper school, which just so happened to be in, you guessed it, Arcadia.

Abnormal Little Me (Completed) by PetiteLouve

"You actually thought you could get away from me, didn't you, Rishka?" I turned around, shaking. Sadist was standing there, a creepy smile on his face. No, this wasn't real, I was safe. He chuckled coldly. "You really think you have a soul-mate? Be realistic, no one wants you. A broken wolf, soiled by another one. Who would love such a thing? You're still unable to change to your wolf form. Are you even allowed to be call a werewolf? Come back here and maybe I'll be lenient." No, I have a soul-mate. He loves me. He told me. I believe him. "Don't be stupid. If he exists, where is he? You're all alone here. Nobody is coming to save you." **************** When she was growing up, Lyra only had one dream: to see the stars. Now that she is older, she traded it for another one: to die. Even if she was rescued, was she really saved? Scars don't fade easily but her soulmate will make sure she can heal, even if it means not being by her side. Clichés I have broken: √ Main character is special √ Main character's soulmate is the King √ Main character was abused √ Happy ending (Tell me if I forgot something and, damn, I did not expect to be so cliché D: ) Clichés I have NOT broken: √ Main character is rejected by her soulmate √ Main character rejects her soulmate √ Main character gets pregnant √ Main character's soulmate is the "bad boy" or "cruel" type √ "Mine"/ "Mate" he growled. So if you want to read a story without these, you're in the right place! **************** Thanks to Distinctive for the amazing cover! I love it so much (It's my iPod's background) <3 Don't let the number of chapters scare you, they are only about 1000 words each. This is my first story so comments will be much appreciated. Love you all :) Also, if you ever have trouble with the weird names I gave my characters, there is a video of me saying their names in chapter 26. My accent is weird on it, blame that on the fact that I'm French-Canadian :P

Cale Became Who's Priest?! [Discontinued] by CaleSimpx7

^Cover found on Pinterest^ Choi Han and the cast of TBOAH stumbled upon a temple of the sealed god and on top of the altar they see... Young master Cale in a priest uniform?! What the fück is happening here?! In which Cale from TCF gets teleported to TBOAH world by none other than the God of Death. Tired of being dragged around to other worlds by the said god Cale makes a proposition toward the sealed god to annoy death, which the poor god blindly accepted not knowing his fate. "Look, it's either you work me to death and I send you to the God of Death or you help me annoy him and cause a shit show" 'Did I just get sign a deal with the devil? Why do I feel like I got scammed?' Oh- how the sealed god would soon come to regret his decision. (A bit Crackfic) ____________________________________ Hello people I am back from break! I fixed my grades faster than expected and am here to bring you all a new fic! Enjoy!~ [To those who are reading this fic I am sorry to inform you that I will be discontinuing it. I may change my mind in the future but for now I will not be posting]

Don't You Hear My Call? by deacury

"I'm not enough for you!" "You'll always be enough for me Roger" "We both want this so why can't it work?" "I don't know Deaks" It's all in their heads. Brian and Roger are perfect together, but it doesn't always feel that way. John and Freddie are desperately trying to capture their love together as they face many hardships along the way. Roger also faces some personal expression problems, until he finds a way so shine *** I know the beginning is a little short and weird but trust me it gets MUCH better and juicier as you go along!!! *** *language and smut *might be a little bit of a deacury as well This is a Maylor fanfic (and deacury as well), pretty graphic, takes place in the early 70s.

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(read desc.)Countryhumans Oneshots by Indra_Reaper

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