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Ongoing, First published Nov 03, 2020
I DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- I Am Back To Missing Interactions Between These TwoTue, Nov 3, 2020
- If You're Not Subscribed To Smajor, Then What Are You DoingTue, Nov 3, 2020
- Because Muffins Fix EverythingTue, Nov 3, 2020
- Definitely A VampireTue, Nov 3, 2020
- Maybe Violence Isn't Always The SolutionTue, Nov 3, 2020
- Is It Easier To Find Skeppy Or Your Phone After You Lose It?Tue, Nov 3, 2020
- When Phil Joins The DreamSMPTue, Nov 3, 2020
- You Guys Watch Shubble, Right?Tue, Nov 3, 2020
- An Angel? Yeah, RightTue, Nov 3, 2020
- What Scares You The Most?Tue, Nov 3, 2020
- Stolen From TwitterTue, Nov 3, 2020
- Needing A Place To HideoutTue, Nov 3, 2020
- Brothers Remember Everything (Except When You Need Them To)Tue, Nov 3, 2020
- Boosting Team Morale With CPK And SmajorTue, Nov 3, 2020
- When Tommy Learns To DriveWed, Nov 4, 2020
- I Don't Know Any Bird Puns To Say HereThu, Nov 5, 2020
- I Don't Think That's What She MeantThu, Nov 5, 2020
- I Do Not Know What You MeanThu, Nov 5, 2020
- I'm Pretty Sure Spifey Is TallerThu, Nov 5, 2020
- Looks Like Those Orphans Won't Have A Fun MonthThu, Nov 5, 2020
- You Can't Lose An Argument If You're The Only One ArguingThu, Nov 5, 2020
- Seems Pretty Mature To MeThu, Nov 5, 2020
- Memory Lapses Aren't Fun But Might Be Useful HereThu, Nov 5, 2020
- What Did That Squid Do To You?Thu, Nov 5, 2020
- Are You Going To Do Something About It Or Will You Just LaughThu, Nov 5, 2020
- "We Don't Do Jokes Here On The Technoblade Channel" - TechnoFri, Nov 6, 2020
- I Think These Driving Lessons Are Going WellFri, Nov 6, 2020
- Okay But Who Did You Aggressively Poke With A Knife?Fri, Nov 6, 2020
- Ya'll Are Right And He Is ImmortalFri, Nov 6, 2020
- When Phil Met SkeppyFri, Nov 6, 2020
- Thinking About HBomb's Recent VideoFri, Nov 6, 2020
- Two Types of BestiesFri, Nov 6, 2020
- Why Didn't You Invite Your BFF?Fri, Nov 6, 2020
- This Is Why He Doesn't Get Invited PlacesFri, Nov 6, 2020
- Could You Just Enjoy The RainFri, Nov 6, 2020
- Popcorn And...Cremation?Fri, Nov 6, 2020
- Spifey's Christmas GiftSat, Nov 7, 2020
- Skeppy Trying To Be Nice?Sat, Nov 7, 2020
- How Could You Not Return His Greetings, This Is On YouSat, Nov 7, 2020
- Have You Tried TherapySat, Nov 7, 2020
- I Miss The Salt SquadSun, Nov 8, 2020
- Life Lessons With FundySun, Nov 8, 2020
- LANGUAGESun, Nov 8, 2020
- Dinner With Shubble and LiamSun, Nov 8, 2020
- Phil Teaches Techno Life LessonsSun, Nov 8, 2020
- Sleep Is The Free Trial Of DeathSun, Nov 8, 2020
- CONGRATS PHIL ON 1MILSun, Nov 8, 2020
- I Am Apparently The Same Height As ShubbleSun, Nov 15, 2020
- CONGRATS FUNDY ON 2MILSun, Nov 15, 2020
- CONGRATS SKEPPY ON 4MILThu, Nov 19, 2020
- Next Collab When?Sun, Nov 22, 2020
- They Are Best Friends Your HonourSun, Nov 22, 2020
- Good MorningSun, Nov 22, 2020
- CONGRATS TOMMY ON 3MILThu, Dec 3, 2020
- The Idea Of Someone Drinking Salty Coffee Is Honestly TerrifyingSun, Dec 6, 2020
- Do Not Swallow GlowsticksMon, Dec 7, 2020
- How Could Anyone Not Love ShubbleMon, Dec 7, 2020
- Please Just Have A Consistent Upload ScheduleMon, Dec 7, 2020
- Thinking About When They Were RoommatesThu, Dec 10, 2020
- CONGRATS TECHNO ON 4MILWed, Dec 16, 2020
- CONGRATS WILBUR ON 3MILMon, Dec 28, 2020
- CONGRATS SCOTT ON 1MILMon, Dec 28, 2020
- AutocorrectWed, Jan 6, 2021
- You Can't Measure The Power Of Faith...But A Sword Is Definitely More EffectiveThu, Jan 7, 2021
- CONGRATS TECHNO ON 5MILFri, Jan 8, 2021
- CONGRATS TOMMY ON 5MIL (I Completely Missed When He Reached 4mil)Sat, Jan 16, 2021
- CONGRATS TOMMY ON 6MIL (We're Not Going To Talk About How Late I Am)Tue, Feb 16, 2021
- CONGRATS TUBBO ON 1MILTue, Feb 16, 2021
- CONGRATS TAPL ON 2MILTue, Feb 16, 2021
- CONGRATS WILBUR ON 4MILTue, Feb 16, 2021
- Not Being Able To Die Is An Advantage...Wed, Feb 24, 2021
- CONGRATS TECHNO ON 6MILFri, Feb 26, 2021
- So I Started Watching Ranboo RecentlySun, Feb 28, 2021
- Are We Ever Going To See A Collab Between These Three AgainTue, Mar 2, 2021
- CONGRATS TOMMY ON 7MILWed, Mar 10, 2021
- CONGRATS SKEPPY ON 5MILFri, Mar 19, 2021
- CONRGATS PHIL ON 2MILFri, Mar 26, 2021
- This Implies Techno Can Be Brought Back To LifeThu, Apr 1, 2021
- Just Pay Your TaxesThu, Apr 1, 2021
- He Does Have A PointFri, Apr 2, 2021
- Pets Will Do Anything To Get Your FoodThu, Apr 15, 2021
- A Door To The Face Is Better Than A Knife To The FaceThu, Apr 15, 2021
- I Know I'm Late, But How Ya'll Feeling About Ranboo In The UK?Fri, Jul 9, 2021
- CONGRATS TOMMY ON 10MILMon, Jul 12, 2021
- Trying To Break Into The PrisonWed, Jul 28, 2021
- Nerf Wars In My House Were BrutalWed, Jul 28, 2021
- CONGRATS RANBOO ON 3MILThu, Jul 29, 2021
- Techno, You See That "Go Live" Button, Could You Click On It For Me, ThanksWed, Aug 4, 2021
- Is That How The Stream Went? I Don't Know I Haven't Watched It YetThu, Sep 23, 2021
- It Is Halloween And I Am Thinking Of A Giant, Semi-Sentient Chaotic Pumpkin NowSun, Oct 31, 2021
- So More Syndicate When?Fri, Dec 10, 2021
- How Do Ya'll Feel About The Recent Lore?Fri, Dec 10, 2021
- Who SleepsFri, Dec 10, 2021
- TwinsduoFri, Dec 10, 2021
- It Might Be Better To Just Leave...Sun, Dec 12, 2021
- Ranboo's News Has Made Me Want To Catch Up On Many People's StreamsTue, Apr 26, 2022
- June 2023 UpdateSun, Jun 4, 2023
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